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HallisChalmers

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Post Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:35 am

Bad Ass 'Shrooms

Oh yeah sure...anybody can stick a mouse up their ass...butt (butt..get it?) but can you "right click" the mofo?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/animals/mouse-found-lodged-inside-naked-arrestee
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KokomoLock

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Post Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:56 am

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

I don't think I could ever get stoned enough to put anything in my ass!! People are just stupid!!!
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sandman

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Post Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:45 pm

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

mickey struck again!
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chris

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Post Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:36 pm

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

wow...he's definitely a winner at life.
Naaapaalm...sticks to kids...it sticks to the belly and it sticks to the ribs...
See those kids standing by the lake...drop some napalm and watch them bake.
Naaapaalm...sticks to kids...it sticks to the belly and it sticks to the ribs.
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Post Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:40 pm

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

makes ya wonder how his day started after knowing how it ended. it would have to be the worst day ever.
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s1deshowmick

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Post Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:27 pm

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

Lucky he wasn't a gardener or something. Hmm, where did i put that rake?
Maybe he was stretching his bung hole getting ready for the lockup....eewww.
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sandman

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Post Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:32 pm

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

you know, they are probly gonna resell that computer mouse at a second hand store too.
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s1deshowmick

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Post Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:41 pm

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

sandman wrote:you know, they are probly gonna resell that computer mouse at a second hand store too.



HA HA, police auction.
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elbowmacaroni

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Post Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:50 pm

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

Perhaps he was trying to warm up to be the new goatse.cx guy...
"Cave ab homine unius libri" - Beware of anyone who has just one book

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(2014.02.09 - 23:27:11) huxleypig: hey, come on, cream is nice
(2014.02.09 - 23:27:37) huxleypig: aww, i suddenly feel very sick

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magician59

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Post Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:22 am

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

Hahaha...Google this!
Nemo Malus Felix
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Xrax

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Post Fri Nov 12, 2010 8:55 am

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

someone needed an extractor tool, picking ass for mice, thats a new one...
"Schlösser und Schlüssel sind nicht für ehrlich Fingern gemacht." - "Locks and keys are not made for honest fingers." -German proverb
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elbowmacaroni

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Post Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:59 pm

Re: Bad Ass 'Shrooms

magician59 wrote:Hahaha...Google this!


Google what?
"Cave ab homine unius libri" - Beware of anyone who has just one book

(2014.02.09 - 23:26:03) huxleypig: i freaking love cream
(2014.02.09 - 23:27:11) huxleypig: hey, come on, cream is nice
(2014.02.09 - 23:27:37) huxleypig: aww, i suddenly feel very sick

(23:37:46) LocksmithArmy: you should see my school girl outfit
(23:37:50) LocksmithArmy: wait... what

(13:19:50) xeo: that chick will never be satisfied by a real dick
(13:19:54) NNFAK: I would man...

(22:59:49) PhoneMan: how do you let a forum die if users keep using it? kill the servers?

May those who love us, love us; and those who don't love us, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping

If someone had prince albert in a can, does that mean they'd have a killer codpiece?

(00:52:02) WolfSpring: elbow could sell a sandbox to an egyptian

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