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Posted: **Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:49 pm**

Hmmmm.....I think if Moose starts putting Jeri Curl in his hair and wears a 1-1/8 inch washer on a chain around his neck ...and does another of his rave videos...well, Marine, I'm afraid that is a definite sign he's a side saddling-rump ranger.

Poor bastard.

(Homo)

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:54 am**

Lol, I love these two videos. Sam is a music genius!

The South Park version is ok I guess, but damn. There's nothing like a gay black man.

...Kidding of course. They are two funny videos, and I will not recreate either anytime soon. I like keeping my stuff not so gay anymore. After I worked with the local cops, I was afraid they would find my videos and posts and stuff, so I deleted the really really questionable ones.

The ones you guys see are nothing compared to what once was.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:07 am**

m0ose wrote:I like keeping my stuff not so gay anymore. After I worked with the local cops, I was afraid they would find my videos and posts and stuff, so I deleted the really really questionable ones.

The ones you guys see are nothing compared to what once was.

Hmmm....M0ose, did you just say..."not so gay anymore". How can you be "not so gay" - either you is - or you aint...

There ain't none of that there..."Well, normally I'm not gay...but I'll just hold your penis until the swelling goes down...ok?" (*girlishly flutters eyelashes*) funny business 'round here.

Either you're a d*cksmoker - or not.

Poor bastard.

(Finger)

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:23 am**

HallisChalmers wrote:
m0ose wrote:I like keeping my stuff not so gay anymore. After I worked with the local cops, I was afraid they would find my videos and posts and stuff, so I deleted the really really questionable ones.

The ones you guys see are nothing compared to what once was.

Hmmm....M0ose, did you just say..."not so gay anymore". How can you be "not so gay" - either you is - or you aint...

There ain't none of that there..."Well, normally I'm not gay...but I'll just hold your penis until the swelling goes down...ok?" (*girlishly flutters eyelashes*) funny business 'round here.

Either you're a d*cksmoker - or not.

Poor bastard.

Lol, there's a difference between acting and acting.

But no, no gayness here. I love my woman friend very much.

Posted: **Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:08 am**

Yep, the long and the short of it (pun intended) is that it you're not gay...unless you make eye contact.

:shock:

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:51 am**

SpaceyStacey wrote:And sorry - gay is gay, eye contact or not! LOL

Is that speaking from experience?

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:34 am**

It's not gay unless balls are touching!

M balls_are_touching.jpg

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2008 8:52 pm**

m0ose wrote:But no, no gayness here. I love my woman friend very much.

well the thing is, there are certain things that worry us about you... like this post:

m0ose wrote:Lol, if the tranny still had her penis, then yeah, I'd mind, but hey, if she's hot, so what? At least I know I can't get her pregnant.

seriously

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:38 pm**

Josh wrote:
m0ose wrote:But no, no gayness here. I love my woman friend very much.

well the thing is, there are certain things that worry us about you... like this post:
m0ose wrote:Lol, if the tranny still had her penis, then yeah, I'd mind, but hey, if she's hot, so what? At least I know I can't get her pregnant.

seriously

Lol oh... I never realized I said it like that. >.< No wonder you guys thought I was extremely fucked up. >.<

I was more trying to say that if the tranny was post op I wouldn't mind. I guess it came out wrong.

Posted: **Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:43 pm**

still scares me a little (LOL)

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:30 am**

haha, if it wernt for that post you wouldnt be branded the board (Homo)

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:33 pm**

well someone has to be the board homo so i think even if it wasnt for that post he would still hold the title... (woohoo)

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:32 pm**

Josh wrote:well someone has to be the board homo so i think even if it wasnt for that post he would still hold the title...

Lol, but I'm totally not a homo one bit. (LOL)

Posted: **Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:03 pm**

m0ose wrote:
Josh wrote:well someone has to be the board homo so i think even if it wasnt for that post he would still hold the title...

Lol, but I'm totally not a homo one bit.

Oh yeah...sure you're not...really, be honest, not even a teensy-weensy bit?

Raunching the hog will soon be an Olympic Sport, my Bullwinkle-ish friend. If Alvin and the f**king Chipmunks are singing about it.... you now damn good and well we're all going straight to hell in a handbasket.

So please, spare us your limp-wristed denials...

(BTW - Does anybody find the sound of Alvin the Chipmunk screaming: "Do me, do me..DO ME-E-E!" just a little bit disturbing?) :shock:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH_CkwKTEcs[/youtube]

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:17 am**

>.<

Dude, Steven Tyler's voice is already high enough...

But, either way, it takes one to know one, and I surely don't know one.

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