SpaceyStacey wrote:HallisChalmers wrote:"Honey, if I lied to you it was with good intentions...I wanted to spare you the hurt and disappointment of letting you down. It hurt me so much to do this, that I hate myself. I don't even know how I could go on with my life knowing I let you down so much...*whimper* *whimper**cough sniff*"
See what you accomplished? You've taken 80 to 90 % of her argument away from her. You beat her to the punch, threw yourself at her mercy...and are acting suicidal. Trust me, any broad that says this sympathy rap wouldn't melt her heart is either a psycho bitch or a lesbian.
Psychos can be medicated - lesbians will kill you.
Stick with the psychos man. Besides they usually have good drugs laying around!
OMG - I about choked from laughing so hard at this! hahah Did this actually EVER work for you or are you just talking some smack?
....Oh, you mean did the crying and whimpering work? How the hell would I know? You see any Kleenex laying around?
I was "controlling" and " an insensitive mysogonist" (her words - not mine) biker thug that drives women to lesbianism.
But, I may try it...you never know it may work, right?
At least the theory behind it sounds plausible...besides she's got a hot girlfriend...so WTF, no guts no glory.