Fri Mar 11, 2011 6:47 am by aka.decoy
My wife and I had to pack all our shit, 3 kids worth of shit. Baby food, formula, canned goods, kids clothes, important papers, jewelry for the house invaders, diapers, my work shoes, couldn't grab it all, had to leave. They closed the roads, people getting fucking MENTO at the gas stations. Lines are un-fucking-believable. All crammed up in my in-laws house. 5 families in 2 bedrooms and 1 living room. Deaf old people can't hear the tv, so it's so damn loud it's waking the baby up. But I can't say shit. I'm not the man of this household. It's 2:43am here, been trying to put the kids to sleep since 9pm. Everyone thinks this is a fucking happy-happy-joy-joy-gathering-party-type-thing. First wave should hit in about 15-20 minutes.
"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
-Ron Burgundy