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What's Your Voicemail Say?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:29 am
by m0ose
I had a little fun with mine. I should have done a part a little different, but hey, it works.

This is my phone.

There are many like it, but this one is MINE.

My phone is my best friend. It is my life.

I must master it as I must master my life

My phone without me is useless. Without my phone, I am useless.

I must dial my phone true.

I must speak straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.

I must speak to him before he speaks to me.


The kill me part should be changed to "out speak me" in my opinion.

Also, USMCSOSEXY, please don't kill me!

Re: What's Your Voicemail Say?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 4:35 am
by m0ose
usmcboltaction wrote:You're a sick lil kid.


Well, I'm not as little as you may think, but oh, you've yet to see, and prolly won't ever see, how sick I can really be. I've been trying to tone down ont hat for a whiiiiilllleeeeee now.

Re: What's Your Voicemail Say?

PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:27 am
by HallisChalmers
m0ose wrote:The kill me part should be changed to "out speak me" in my opinion.


Then you need to close out with "Now sound off like you got a pair!"

Re: What's Your Voicemail Say?

PostPosted: Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:15 pm
by m0ose
usmcboltaction wrote:
m0ose wrote:
Well, I'm not as little as you may think, but oh, you've yet to see, and prolly won't ever see, how sick I can really be. I've been trying to tone down ont hat for a whiiiiilllleeeeee now.


I hate to break it to you, son, but you will never be in the same universe and the stuff in my head. You have a long way to go before you can even launch a Hubble to see my sickness.


Lol, even if that is true, I'm way above the normal human's sickess and weirdnesseseses.