Your Favourite Chat Up Lines

[locksyth]

I once walked up to a beautiful girl and said "will you marry me?" She said no. I said,"can we pretend we're married for the weekend?" She said YES!
I then found out she was only 14. I could cry...........SO HOT!! NO TOUCHY!!!!!!!!!!!

[nozza36]

Hey Stacey , "See you in February"
and you won't need to be a fly on the wall !

[kraig]

The only girls that like me are the rejects....ewwwwwwwww The moral of the story is...my school sucks.

Yea, the rejects are the best, especially for us other rejects . I always think of it this way, "Do i really want to be dating that b1#¢h?". plus (for me at least) what other girl other then a reject likes pink floyd ? Off topic but I don't have any lines to contribute.

[clodester]

My fav is:

"excuse me love, get your coat....you've pulled!"

however, I have a story which is just shameless really. I was at a club with some friends of mine and we got talking to a group of girls. Anyway this one girl was East Asian (im from a working class all white town, other cultures are rare).

So I shimmy up to this girl and I say
"Are you Fillipino?"
"No, I'm half Chinese" She replied, puzzled by the enquiry
So I answer...."That'll do"

Not actually sure what I meant by 'that'll do' but hey, it is a true story and the focus was meeting females

[HallisChalmers]

Not actually sure what I meant by 'that'll do' but hey, it is a true story and the focus was meeting females

That's the old sailor's motto: Any port in a storm.

The moral of the story is...my school sucks.

my freaking school to all the hots ones left for a diferent school

[bouncer965]

Stop your grinning and drop your linen.

Your ass is like a peach .................a football pitch!!!!! (duck afterwards)

[Bonham]

Hi Everyone.First posting by a "Newbie".

Re Chat up lines.Here,s a few more to add to the list.

Do you believe in love at first sight,or should I walk by again?
Do you play golf?,because I would'nt mind playing a round with you.
Inheriting eighty million pounds doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

[PHatDriver]

Did you fart? cause you just blew me away?

My love for you is like diarrhea! I just cant hold it in!

Is there a mirror in your knickers coz I can see myself in them.

Your body reminds me of a spanner. Everytime think of you my nuts tighten.

You might not be the best looking girl in here but beauty is only a light swich away...