Your Favourite Chat Up Lines

How about " Life without you is like a broken pencil ....... Pointless "
Shamelessly stolen from an episode of Blackadder 2

haha, i remember that one, gotto love a bit of blackadder

[nozza36]

More of a put down than a line !
Man ; would you have sex with me for a million pounds ?
Woman ; sure !
Man ; would you have sex with me for fifty pence ?
Woman ; no, what do you think i am ?
Man ; we have established what you are , now we're just haggling
over price !

[frantic57744]

what was that one i heard the other day ...oh yeah.. If beauty is a crime the u,d have a life sentence!!!

[Jc2intelligent]

-Got milk?

-Ialso use my bro on gettin' someone too i'm such a cheater!
like......"oh he's so cute!" then i'm like "yeah...our parents aren't around much so i gotta take care of him a lot."

-then sometimes i use pain....."i was alone and alienated as a kid...
then if she doesn't buy it....

[Jinglesanator]

Got no lines, prolly why I got no girl!

Never have........

[deathitself7]

(look around in your pockets) then say, "I can't seem to find my phone number can I have yours?"

[Jinglesanator]

I'm preeeeeettty sure I can't use usmc's!

[Jinglesanator]

(look around in your pockets) then say, "I can't seem to find my phone number can I have yours?"

I have to say - that one is kinda cute. Jingle - this one would be a good one for you!

I'd prolly have to be at the mall to use that one, the girls in my school are irritated if I talk to them. They would say, "Get away from me you stupid skater punk" then I say..."Fuck you a$$ wipe!" The only girls that like me are the rejects....ewwwwwwwww The moral of the story is...my school sucks.

What I say back is prolly why they hate me!

[HallisChalmers]

(look around in your pockets) then say, "I can't seem to find my phone number can I have yours?"

I have to say - that one is kinda cute. Jingle - this one would be a good one for you!

I'd prolly have to be at the mall to use that one, the girls in my school are irritated if I talk to them. They would say, "Get away from me you stupid skater punk" then I say..."**ck you a$$ wipe!" The only girls that like me are the rejects....ewwwwwwwww The moral of the story is...my school sucks.

What I say back is prolly why they hate me!

A hungry fisherman takes whatever fish he can catch - a sportsman selects only the finest fish to fry - that's why it costs so much to be a sportsman.

In other words, f**k the spoiled brats and stick with the rejects - besides, rejects are a lot more fun, anyway. You can buy a reject a burger - and you've made a friend for life.

Happy fishing!

[Jinglesanator]

Yeah, I got a month till school starts so I'll contimplate it.

[HallisChalmers]

No one wanted to go out with a shaved headed freak when I was that age.

So, in essence you're still a freak - but just better coiffed freak, yes?

But yes, most definately still a freak... How could I fit in here otherwise?

This is true

[Jc2intelligent]

i'm a freak too. people are scared to talk to me because of the insomnia i think. and the bags under my eyes make me look kinda weird. like i spent all night drinking some coffee or somethin'. but if i get the sleep under control i'm okay. cuz i'm already doin' better with my asthma and my allergies. but whatever. think i'll go for someone in the sewing club (that way i won't have to buy her new dresses all the time )

You wanna hear something cool?



ICE

[nozza36]

Do you F$$K on first dates an' does your dad own a Brewery ?
(never had the nerve myself)