Your Favourite Chat Up Lines

[StabbyJoe]

-"excuse me, you just dropped something.... my jaw"
-"Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?"
-"Bond. James Bond."
-"I have only three months to live..."
-"I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"
-"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together." - a classic
-"What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?"
-"Wow." - This one apparently has a relatively high success rate
-[Look at her shirt label.] When they say, "What are you doing?" You respond: "Yep! Made in heaven!"
-"Ouch! My tooth hurts!" "Why?" "Because you are soooo sweet!"
-"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!"

and many, many more

hahaha, you gotto love em

haha, i'll be more than ready for the weekend

[m0ose]

Romstar wins this thread!

[Josh]

i have a couple of inappropriate dirty ones.. i can post if you want...

[Josh]

haha ok... how bout... "That shirt is very becoming on you. If i were on you, I'd be cumming too".....

:D haha ok... how bout... "That shirt is very becoming on you. If i were on you, I'd be cumming too".....

haha, behave yourself

[Josh]

haha, behave yourself

i will try...

[Houndour]

1) I needed to have read through this thread alot sooner.

2) I can neither confirm nor deny any claims made over myself in relation to Stace.

3) We totally fuck all the time.

[m0ose]

Its all good.... I go by Stace more than Stacey And Dour knows he can call me what ever he wants to call me.... LOL

Even Buttnugget?

[Josh]

I would love to watch them get used and see what happens hahah.

i will be sure to take a video camera next time i try one out...

[Houndour]

These guys are killin my buzz, Lets go buttnugget

LMAO!

[m0ose]

These guys are killin my buzz, Lets go buttnugget

LMAO!

Lol, saw that one coming from a mile away.

[Josh]

hahaha nice.

[nozza36]

How about " Life without you is like a broken pencil ....... Pointless "
Shamelessly stolen from an episode of Blackadder 2