Your Favourite Chat Up Lines

Well guys and gals (only for you stacey )
let's hear some of your famous lines
Be it funny or serious let's hear it.

here's a few of mine:

"My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in"

"Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world!

"Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?"

"How much does a polar bear weigh?" wait for reply. "Enough to break the ice "Hi I'm lew"

i'l save the rest for later

Lew




Lew

[j0siah7]

the funny thing is lew actually uses these

the funny thing is lew actually uses these

damn toot'n

Ohhhh Lew... those are cute hahaha.

these may come in handy for me since I am newly single!!! LOL

not if dour can help it

sorry man everyone was thinking it lol

lew

[Josh]

Ohhhh Lew... those are cute hahaha.

these may come in handy for me since I am newly single!!! LOL

not if dour can help it

sorry man everyone was thinking it lol

lew

hahaha isnt that the truth...
just messing with you dour...lol

[m0ose]

"Did it hurt?" *Wait for a "What?"* "When you fell from heaven, because baby, you're ugly."

Does that work?

I heard one of my buddies use that once... then he ran.

haha not really, i call them slap up lines

pretty much sure to get attacked when you hit em with one of them bad boys

Lew

let it rip

he dosen't fuck about people, direct and straight to the point

[j0siah7]

Wanna F*^K?

hmmmmmm...well it sounds like it would work

dour ain gonna be happy lol, what with usmc muscling in

Lew

If he wants to jump continents, then I will shut up.

haha

[HallisChalmers]

Walk into a bar with a large bulging sack over your shoulder (No, not that kind of "bulging sack"- a potato sack stupid!)

Slide up to the babe and recite after me:

"I have a gun. Be very quiet and no one gets hurt. Do what I say...or the puppy and the midget get it between the eyes."

For some reason,women are putty in your hands when you talk about puppies and midgets.

Word.

i think she's blushing lol

[StabbyJoe]

my all-time fav is

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Guarantee a 100% success rate on that one. (Stole it from cyranide and happiness - check it out on explosm.net, some of it is lame/sick, but some will make you piss yourself laughing - if you don't understand something it's prob an ongoing joke... but when you get them they're even better than the others =P)