Gone too long

[m0ose]

Aiight guys I've been gone a while from this here interwebnets and I noticed you all have still posted on. Anyhoo, I'm here to say hey and ask if I missed anything good, and if so, please do provide links. (Mainly I just don't feel like reading all three thousand six hundred and eighty five posts I've missed.)

So yeah, a lots happened with me, but lets focus on you. How have you been?

[the lockpickkid]

M0ose, your so lazy! Anybody could read through all those in an hour or so! Yes, you have missed alot! What??? you didn't think we talked about good stuff on here?

[HallisChalmers]

Damn, Mo0se, where you been, foo? We've had some interesting developments around here while you were gone, but we're still kicking.

Still dressing in women's clothes - or are you back in the closet again?

[aarpazthelockpicker]

awesome you are back did u get that winkhaus fixed?

[nozza36]

Glad you're back Moose , and good god yes ! we really have missed you
mate !

[.45cal]

Make sure you check out the ultimate lock

[uklockpicker]

Hello Moose Your going to tell us you moved on ...inhereted kids and grown up aint you !?.. Nar thats not in your nature isit m8
I pissed my pants the other day watching one of your vids
My ladyfriend was amazed by you and in totall shock

Speak soon bud,
Moose..1st winner of keypicking competion (klom picks)

[m0ose]

Hello Moose Your going to tell us you moved on ...inhereted kids and grown up aint you !?.. Nar thats not in your nature isit m8
I pissed my pants the other day watching one of your vids
My ladyfriend was amazed by you and in totall shock

Speak soon bud,
Moose..1st winner of keypicking competion (klom picks)

Haha, god I miss you guys. Nah, I haven't moved on persay, just gotten really busy. I just recently took on a job as a Loss Mitigation III, which basically, in a nutshell means I am the last guy you talk to before someone takes your house keys. It's a cool opportunity but high stress and I work the majority of the day. I mean regardless of sitting in on a phone all day, it's rough. It's not too bad working for JPM Chase, but I could use more pay.

[HallisChalmers]

Haha, god I miss you guys. Nah, I haven't moved on persay, just gotten really busy. I just recently took on a job as a Loss Mitigation III, which basically, in a nutshell means I am the last guy you talk to before someone takes your house keys. It's a cool opportunity but high stress and I work the majority of the day. I mean regardless of sitting in on a phone all day, it's rough. It's not too bad working for JPM Chase, but I could use more pay.

You bitched when you didn't have a job - and now you bitch when you do?

Man up, buttercup.

The alternative - which is unemployment - sucks big gray elephant schlongs.

[the lockpickkid]

Hallis, $400 a week unemployment isn't that bad!

[m0ose]

Haha, god I miss you guys. Nah, I haven't moved on persay, just gotten really busy. I just recently took on a job as a Loss Mitigation III, which basically, in a nutshell means I am the last guy you talk to before someone takes your house keys. It's a cool opportunity but high stress and I work the majority of the day. I mean regardless of sitting in on a phone all day, it's rough. It's not too bad working for JPM Chase, but I could use more pay.

You bitched when you didn't have a job - and now you bitch when you do?

Man up, buttercup.

The alternative - which is unemployment - sucks big gray elephant schlongs.

Lol, I'm not bitching persay, I love my job. I'm just heartless enough for it.

[uklockpicker]

Haha, god I miss you guys. Nah, I haven't moved on persay, just gotten really busy. I just recently took on a job as a Loss Mitigation III, which basically, in a nutshell means I am the last guy you talk to before someone takes your house keys. It's a cool opportunity but high stress and I work the majority of the day. I mean regardless of sitting in on a phone all day, it's rough. It's not too bad working for JPM Chase, but I could use more pay.

You bitched when you didn't have a job - and now you bitch when you do?

Man up, buttercup.

The alternative - which is unemployment - sucks big gray elephant schlongs.

Lol, I'm not bitching persay, I love my job. I'm just heartless enough for it.

You just want to get you hands on the keys !!

so you can mule over the numbers of cuts and depths
meeowwww an 8cut, ohhh a 3 cut, yeah old boy a 2 cut - meowwwwww

[m0ose]

Haha, god I miss you guys. Nah, I haven't moved on persay, just gotten really busy. I just recently took on a job as a Loss Mitigation III, which basically, in a nutshell means I am the last guy you talk to before someone takes your house keys. It's a cool opportunity but high stress and I work the majority of the day. I mean regardless of sitting in on a phone all day, it's rough. It's not too bad working for JPM Chase, but I could use more pay.

You bitched when you didn't have a job - and now you bitch when you do?

Man up, buttercup.

The alternative - which is unemployment - sucks big gray elephant schlongs.

Lol, I'm not bitching persay, I love my job. I'm just heartless enough for it.

You just want to get you hands on the keys !!

so you can mule over the numbers of cuts and depths
meeowwww an 8cut, ohhh a 3 cut, yeah old boy a 2 cut - meowwwwww

Lol, I would love to be the guy who steals people's houses. They come home, new locks, bars on windows, and I'm on their front porch eating pizza watching football on their tv, outside on their couch. Epic.