Your Bucket List

[ahab]

If you thought, knew, wanted, or waited to die, in one years time from now, do you have a bucket list in order? I do. but so far it only includes porn stars. After 2 tours in Iraq, i actually have already completed my original bucket list. Every thing in the entire world, that i wanted to accomplish at the age of 19, i did, by the age of 22.
Now, at the young age of 27, my bucket list is still very immature and pointless, not very satisfying. So i kind of wanted to know some of the things you guys have in mind, to accomplish before you inevitably...KICK THE BUCKET.

Looking back, my bucket list from when i was 19, was very stupid, but i achieved it all.

-ACCOMPLISHED-
Become a Marine
Go to Iraq
Kill a Bad guy
Lose virginity
sex with more than 1 girl at the same time
Sleep with a stripper
own a harley
be a biker (for about a week)
Be a professional fighter
get a black belt
Sleep with 50+ woman (over several years, im at 84)
fuck a filipino
fuck an asian
own a car
donate to charity
grow a beard
fuck in a porno
teach martial arts
meet a navy seal

-NOT ACCOMPLISHED-
get a job that pays more than 60k
make more than 2k in a month
fuck twin sisters at same time
fuck a mom and her legal aged daughter at same time
fuck a hooker
Sleep with 100 woman (over several years)
fuck a black chick
own a house
build a log cabin
kill a bad guy with my hands
Own some land
build a hot rod
sex with porn stars Charley Chase and Brittany James
get married, to a hot slut, then get divorced
have a child, but then abandon him on the steps of the Shaolin Temple, he learns kung fu for 18 years, then comes to America in search of me, only to find im dead...
THEN HE AVENGES MY DEATH!
save an orphan from a burning church
sex with a hot catholic nun
go to hong kong
train with dan inosanto
own a ratyoke pickset
build my own pickset
pay for a college degree, not earn one
work for CIA
run from CIA
see an alien
go to austrailia
fuck austrailian women
wear a tuxedo
wear a tuxedo while killing a bad guy
have a beer with Hallis Chalmers
work out with Arnold Swartzeneggar
punch Justin Bieber in the face, or at least trip him
kill bad guys in a jungle
have a suitcase full of money (1 dollar bills will do)
get out of debt
buy my mom a car
buy my dad a mosrite guitar
buy my brother a building for his tattoo shop
pay off my sisters bills
smoke from a pipe (tobacco)
smoke a genuine cuban cigar
become a navy seal
become an army SF guy

Whats on your bucket list?

[pickafication]

quite the list man, ive gotta put some thought into making one before it even shows up on here lol

[jruther2]

Read the dumbest bucket list ever....

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[NNFAK]

Read the dumbest bucket list ever....

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Yeah you got that right.

I think having sex with a lot of woman, killing men, getting lots of money and just hurting people wouldn't mean a thing as you were about to die.

The way I would want to die is in my bed (awake because I want to see my death coming) with my family around and knowing that when I do go they would be well off.

[m0ose]

I gave a hearty chuckle as I read through your list. Personally my list is short. My goal is to not die fat. So far I'm failing that pretty intensely.

[mister sour]

well ur list is crazy lol.
mine kinda goes like this:
Go sky diving
Buy my dad a motorcycle
win the lottery
write a book
build a house
own land
shoot a barret 50cal rifle
drive a race car
pop a wheelie on a motorcycle
learn to salsa and swing dance
learn to play an instrument well(musical)
shave my head bald
take care of all my families debts
shake a presidents hand
live in a tropical climate
build a bomb shelter
do a back flip
learn aikido
get married
have a son (already have a daughter )
survive a near death scenario
save a life
shoot a fully auto rifle or pistol
chop a large tree down with an axe and yell "TIMBER!"

train a german shepherd
build an car engine drom scratch
pick an ASSA twin 6000

[vienessewaltzer]

have a child, but then abandon him on the steps of the Shaolin Temple, he learns kung fu for 18 years, then comes to America in search of me, only to find im dead...
THEN HE AVENGES MY DEATH!

Haha This is the best. Sounds like a karate kid movie or something.

[mdc5150]

When I was a kid I always wanted to honk the horn on a big rig. Sometimes I think I got my commercial license just so I could do that. I did every chance I could too, everytime I would by a pasture full of cows even I would pull the chain. Other than that I have just tried to live life as full as I could and not get hung up on a goal that I could never fulfill.

I've been to Iraq and witnessed war and I thank God I've never had to kill another man.

I'm a father with an incredible son and I got to change careers into something I enjoy and I can take my son to work with me at. Other than that what else do I need? When my son is all grown up and not dependent on me anymore I can think about doing things like skydiving etc.

[ahab]

Read the dumbest bucket list ever....

Done.

Yeah you got that right.

I think having sex with a lot of woman, killing men, getting lots of money and just hurting people wouldn't mean a thing as you were about to die.

The way I would want to die is in my bed (awake because I want to see my death coming) with my family around and knowing that when I do go they would be well off.

sounds real nice, i dont have that luxory, im about to deploy. sex and badguys is all i got.

[xeo]

my list would offend far too many people on here so I shall refrain.

[piotr]

That bucket list is definitely skewed towards fucking and killing Fucking features heavily in my "to-do" also list but it is balanced (at least I think so) with some more ennobling pursuits such as learning foreign languages, learning more math, learning more formal logic, becoming proficient with the airbrush, becoming half as good a lockpicker as xeo/chris/koko/farmer et al, introducing my nephews to the joys of lockpicking, becoming proficient in at least one architectures' assembly language...

[piotr]

I'm a father with an incredible son and I got to change careers into something I enjoy and I can take my son to work with me at. Other than that what else do I need? When my son is all grown up and not dependent on me anymore I can think about doing things like skydiving etc.

That's a very fine and touching sentiment -- I felt some emotion stir in me when I read your words. It sounds like you are a great dad and your son will likely grow up to be your best friend.

[pin_pusher]

Read the dumbest bucket list ever....

Done.

i've gotta say, those are some abstract requests from the world before passing away. toeing the line between a little bit of sexist behavior and inadvertent racial preferences over here. more lasting goals needed.

[falcon]

Have my first girlfriend
i'm a lonely bastard lol

[Squelchtone]

skydive
BASE jump off a sky scraper
fly a Cessna 172 by myself
fly a Bell Ranger helicopter by myself
spend the day at Machu Picchu in Peru on Dec 21, 2012
enjoy a glass of wine at the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
climb to the torch of the Statue of Liberty
build an underground bunker for the coming apocalypse
visit NORAD and go for a tour
work for the CIA
visit AREA 51 and see alien bodies
sex with asian chick
sex with milf and legal daughter at same time - as was already mentioned =)
find suitcase full of cash in the woods next to a dead drug dealer and take money and not feel bad about it
win the Powerball
own an H1 Hummer slant back
own a 2001 Jeep Cherokee Classic and drive it till the wheels fall off
own another 1981 Camaro (was my first car)
create a super successful site like Facebook or Twitter or Google
own an AR-15
own a Remington 700
have a six pack and look good at the beach
ride a ninja motorcycle
ride a harley
try cocaine
write a book about locks and lockpicking
write a book about my life
travel back in time and kick my 19 year old self's ass.


yeah, that sounds like one busy week.. =)

Squelchtone