abus padlock

[sandman]

you joined the Marine Corps in America, took it to boot camp, and put it in a long tube sock, and beat the shit outta the fat kid that was making everbody suffer for his laziness and stupidity, got caught, kicked out of the Marine Corps, sent back home, glued it to the side of your dresser, got on your knees, and fucked yourself doggystyle with it, video taped it, posted it on XNXXdotCom, Kokomolock is your manager, yall made HUGE dough off of this little movie, moved to LA, XEO is your Pimp, and now you suck cock for coke.
did i miss anything?
what did i win for getting this right?

[Farmerfreak]

what is so different about this abus 83/45 ???
what do ya think i have done with it ???

Let's stick with what we know for fact. First it's your lock, so that makes it different than most other 83/45 locks. Secondly, you took a picture of it and posted it here at the beginning of this thread.

...Prove me wrong.

[whizdumb]

Ok... I got it. You finally got this off your significant others chastity belt. Now we know why you are too busy to respond to this thread.

[bezza1]

hint .... ive put sumthing it the lock !!!!

[bezza1]

man i love playing with your minds

[xeo]

bezza we all know what you're doing sir.

The Fleshlock™

The Fleshlock is a brand of male sex toys. The Fleshlock is marketed by Bezza Incorporated. The Fleshlock is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the small format interchangable core (SFIC) case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized padlock. The inner sleeve is available with vulva, anus, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). The padlock comes in a choice of two colors (flesh and bronze), and several internal textures. Each Fleshlock comes with a change key for interchanging the sleeves.

[bezza1]

bezza we all know what you're doing sir.

holy shit xe0 you must have a samll dick
pin dick , pin dick , pin dick lol

[xeo]

nah i use my thick peterson man.

[bezza1]

lol

[whizdumb]

This needs to get stickied (pun intended) in the joke forum.

Oh and by the way guys.... It's not about the size of your pick....It's how you use it.

[whizdumb]

bezza we all know what you're doing sir.

The Fleshlock™

The Fleshlock is a brand of male sex toys. The Fleshlock is marketed by Bezza Incorporated. The Fleshlock is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the small format interchangable core (SFIC) case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized padlock. The inner sleeve is available with vulva, anus, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). The padlock comes in a choice of two colors (flesh and bronze), and several internal textures. Each Fleshlock comes with a change key for interchanging the sleeves.

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[elbowmacaroni]

you joined the Marine Corps in America, took it to boot camp, and put it in a long tube sock, and beat the shit outta the fat kid that was making everbody suffer for his laziness and stupidity, got caught, kicked out of the Marine Corps, sent back home, glued it to the side of your dresser, got on your knees, and fucked yourself doggystyle with it, video taped it, posted it on XNXXdotCom, Kokomolock is your manager, yall made HUGE dough off of this little movie, moved to LA, XEO is your Pimp, and now you suck cock for coke.
did i miss anything?
what did i win for getting this right?

Skip the Marines and it sounds like Robert Downey Jr...

[xeo]

Skip the Marines and it sounds like Robert Downey Jr...

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[bezza1]

ok you guys are gunna hate me lol all i did was put a Z bar in it lol

[sandman]

so i was wrong?