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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:52 am

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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 4:57 am

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What the fucking holy hell??????!!!!????!!!??? In mother russia you don't eat school lunch, school lunch eats YOU!
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:03 am

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Yeah this kind of stuff seems to be getting worse and worse. Here in Texas, because taxes aren't as high teenagers in schools have been arrested for things as small as farting in class and then once the parents come down they have to pay to get the kids out again (of course that isn't a huge problem yet but it has started happening lately). I love America but stuff like this makes me really wonder.
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:18 am

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damn that would piss me off if some one told me that i had to put food in my kids lunch that i knew was going to go to wast....thees b some sad days indeed
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:19 am

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NoNeedForAKey wrote:Yeah this kind of stuff seems to be getting worse and worse. Here in Texas, because taxes aren't as high teenagers in schools have been arrested for things as small as farting in class and then once the parents come down they have to pay to get the kids out again (of course that isn't a huge problem yet but it has started happening lately). I love America but stuff like this makes me really wonder.


Holy shit I'd still be serving a life sentence for being a career criminal if they had that when I was in high school!
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:27 am

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mdchurchill wrote:
NoNeedForAKey wrote:Yeah this kind of stuff seems to be getting worse and worse. Here in Texas, because taxes aren't as high teenagers in schools have been arrested for things as small as farting in class and then once the parents come down they have to pay to get the kids out again (of course that isn't a huge problem yet but it has started happening lately). I love America but stuff like this makes me really wonder.


Holy shit I'd still be serving a life sentence for being a career criminal if they had that when I was in high school!


Yeah, and there have been a lot of stories like that showing up lately. Another one is if you skip school now (like a teen skipping school without their parents knowing) a lot of times the police will arrest the kid instead of taking him or her home because they can make money off of it that way. You can get screwed by the police for anything now. In LA they just passed a law that stops you from throwing a football on the beach because "there is a risk it could hurt someone" and the great part about the law is that they don't just tell you to stop they just give you a 1000 dollar fine for it.
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:39 am

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Are you cereal! :lol: Thankfully her daughter did not have cookies or something.
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:47 am

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Just imagine their dilemma if some kid shows up with both banana and a chopped up tomato in their lunch... do you quietly accept it as a vegetable, or write the parents up for technically including two helpings of fruit??!

It would be too stressful for many of us, so I'm glad we can rest easy, knowing there's a crack team of state-trained lunch inspectors working on this. ;)
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:28 am

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MacGyver101 wrote:Just imagine their dilemma if some kid shows up with both banana and a chopped up tomato in their lunch... do you quietly accept it as a vegetable, or write the parents up for technically including two helpings of fruit??!

It would be too stressful for many of us, so I'm glad we can rest easy, knowing there's a crack team of state-trained lunch inspectors working on this. ;)



Well, since back in the 80's ketchup got declared a vegetable, I think they'd be able to sort it... or not... probably not...
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Post Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:53 pm

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"A turkey sandwich and a banana huh? I don't think those are good for you, wait one second." says the inspector, "Hey! Martha! What we got for this kid that's healthy?"

Martha looks around "Umm, chicken nuggets?"

Inspector looks closely and whispers "Are you sure those are chicken nuggets?"

Martha shrugs "Well they ARE round, came in this 300 lb box of random frozen shit, and says it contains at LEAST 6% 'MEAT PROTEIN' so your guess is as good as mine."

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