Lord Emeritus of Keypicking HallisChalmers
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Tickle Me...Weirdo...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0419102vib1.html
Lord Emeritus of Keypicking HallisChalmers
Posts: 2070
Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:46 pm
Location: Hell
Lord Emeritus of Keypicking HallisChalmers
Posts: 2070
Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:46 pm
Location: Hell
s1deshowmick wrote:I just have no comment at all, except, WTF.
HallisChalmers wrote:s1deshowmick wrote:I just have no comment at all, except, WTF.
I must have touched a raw nerve with you guys...I would have expected a lot of rude, snide, or otherwise entertaining comments from y'all.
Obviously, what this guy did seems normal to most of you.
Sorry. But I find it hilarious that the bomb squad was called on this guy for having a vibrator in his back door.
But hey...that's just me. I look for humor wherever I can find it.
Fight Club wrote:Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
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