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HallisChalmers

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Post Tue Apr 20, 2010 9:26 am

Tickle Me...Weirdo...

BBBZZZZZZZZZZZ....BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...BBBZZZZZZ

:fullmoon: :spinning: :freakout:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0419102vib1.html
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lockpickingmick

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Post Tue Apr 20, 2010 2:10 pm

Re: Tickle Me...Weirdo...

did you hear about the oral poppcicle niphomaniac yep she smashed all her teeth out with one of these things
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Post Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:29 am

Re: Tickle Me...Weirdo...

I just have no comment at all, except, WTF.
If you can't be good, Be good at it.

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HallisChalmers

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Post Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:11 am

Re: Tickle Me...Weirdo...

s1deshowmick wrote:I just have no comment at all, except, WTF.


I must have touched a raw nerve with you guys...I would have expected a lot of rude, snide, or otherwise entertaining comments from y'all.

Obviously, what this guy did seems normal to most of you.

Sorry. But I find it hilarious that the bomb squad was called on this guy for having a vibrator in his back door.

But hey...that's just me. I look for humor wherever I can find it.
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gibbling666

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Post Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:54 pm

Re: Tickle Me...Weirdo...

I would rather go with the whole "I have a bomb" story as opposed to admitting I have a pocket rocket back there. The dudes mug shot was classic.
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s1deshowmick

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Post Wed Apr 21, 2010 6:22 pm

Re: Tickle Me...Weirdo...

HallisChalmers wrote:
s1deshowmick wrote:I just have no comment at all, except, WTF.


I must have touched a raw nerve with you guys...I would have expected a lot of rude, snide, or otherwise entertaining comments from y'all.

Obviously, what this guy did seems normal to most of you.

Sorry. But I find it hilarious that the bomb squad was called on this guy for having a vibrator in his back door.

But hey...that's just me. I look for humor wherever I can find it.


may be his pockets were full and had nowhere else to put it.
If you can't be good, Be good at it.

http://au.youtube.com/S1DESHOWMICK
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Post Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:27 pm

Re: Tickle Me...Weirdo...

Fight Club wrote:Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own...
[Officer waves Narrator off]
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