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HallisChalmers

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Post Sat May 15, 2010 10:44 pm

Tactical Umbrella

Any of you keyboard kommandos that laugh at some poofish schlub carrying an umbrella better think twice next time you decide to call him out. He's liable to knock your pecker into your back pocket.

[WARNING: This video depicts graphic violence and the decapitation of a Citrullus lanatus. - Strong Stuff!] :drool:


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elbowmacaroni

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Post Sun May 16, 2010 1:11 am

Re: Tactical Umbrella

Dude! that's sweet, noone would suspect a thing... until their head was being split open.
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gibbling666

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Post Sun May 16, 2010 1:17 am

Re: Tactical Umbrella

It would scare the fuck out of the rain too,
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chris

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Post Sun May 16, 2010 4:07 am

Re: Tactical Umbrella

Maybe i'll think before i yell at some unsuspecting old person for driving like an asshole...
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See those kids standing by the lake...drop some napalm and watch them bake.
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