Lord Emeritus of Keypicking HallisChalmers
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Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:46 pm
Location: Hell
So you're in the kitchen...
...in your skivvies...minding your own business, whipping up a really nice chocolate souffle. Suddenly, and without warning, gaily dressed ninjas in tight spandex attack you from out of nowhere!
What do you do? Dial 911? Run for the door, screaming hysterically?
Hell no, you dim wit! You calmly reach down behind the front of your tactical apron gun holster and whip out your Roscoe - plugging the little fairy ninjas with selected portions of hot lead and copper jacketed hollow point .45 caliber slugs!
Case closed.
Score?
Chocolate Souffle: 2
Fairy Ninjas: 0, Zed, Nil
Now fetch me the big knife so we can skin these little bastards.
http://www.aprongunholster.com/
What do you do? Dial 911? Run for the door, screaming hysterically?
Hell no, you dim wit! You calmly reach down behind the front of your tactical apron gun holster and whip out your Roscoe - plugging the little fairy ninjas with selected portions of hot lead and copper jacketed hollow point .45 caliber slugs!
Case closed.
Score?
Chocolate Souffle: 2
Fairy Ninjas: 0, Zed, Nil
Now fetch me the big knife so we can skin these little bastards.
http://www.aprongunholster.com/
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