Velcro, The Ultimate Lock

[KokomoLock]

Had to laugh a little when I saw this. Who knows may work well.

http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-Super-Sure-Grip-Lock-Extra-Deadbolt-Security_W0QQitemZ180461784145QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2a045c4c51

[Solomon]

Someone is gonna have to come up with a scissor attachment for the under door tools now.

[the lockpickkid]

Thats a pretty darned good idea, I think that would actually work great. Alot cheaper than the UltimateLock and works just just the same, and no real good bypass either!

[HallisChalmers]

$6.98? Are you kidding me...$6.98? WTF!


Oh wait a minute...it's cheaper than that fishy "T" strap that I stole from that drunk stripper a few years ago.

After adding it up: $10 cover charge, $300 bar tab for me (Crown Royal and cokes all night + fucking mimosa's for the "adult entertainer" aka stripper) at least $200 in "personal" table dances, tips to the waitresses, etc....well, fucking $6.98 is a bargain.

I'll probably have a better chance of getting laid with this damn thing than I did with the stripper....