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HallisChalmers

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Post Thu Sep 11, 2008 3:26 pm

Ike...Ike ..Baby

Well, he's headed my way. :o

Ike, the Hurricane. The storm has a radius of approx 400 miles.

We're expecting the eye to hit 90 to 100 miles SW of Houston..winds at landfall on early Sat morning (at 2 AM) expected to be about 130 to 140 Mph. In my area (20 miles north), we're looking at anything between 45 & 90 Mph. :shock:

Last time something like this hit, this close to Houston, was Hurricane Alicia...25 years ago. I was out of power for 2 weeks.

Time to lock and load and hang the "I Shoot Looters In The Back - Twice" sign on the front door.:x
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Post Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:27 pm

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Damn man! Good luck! Try not to get killed, and remember, loot like a ninja! ;) Rock on ya old bastard, and remember, you're too young to die! :P
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Post Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:38 pm

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Lock down all the power sources and take a hot woman to bed for a couple of days , you may need to bolt the bed to the floor mate ! (LOL)
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Post Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:47 pm

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1. First, get important papers and special photos in order and secured in plastic. Identification is difficult and time-consuming to replace: so be sure to include social security cards, birth certificates, high school diplomas or GED certificates, titles or deeds to property. Photos of special occasions or loved ones cannot be replaced, so including these is important as well.

2. Think ahead and take video or photos of your property before you leave. This will help later on with any insurance checklist claims for damage that may need to be filed.

3. If staying with relatives is not an option, consider booking a room in a hotel or motel in another nearby town or state. Make sure to get directions and put them in the car ahead of time. It is easy to forget that piece of paper in the rush out the door. A cheaper route might be to find temporary hurricane shelters. Usually nearby towns not in the direct path of the hurricane will provide these for people in need.

4. Unfortunately, it is unlikely that your pet will have a place in a motel or hotel. Keep this in mind and try to find alternate housing for your loved one until it is safe to return, or check out pet-friendly hotels in your area.

5. Designate a spot, in the hall closet, to keep a bag of clothes for each person in the household. Make sure to include sleeping gear if you plan on going to a temporary shelter.

6. Along with overnight clothes, consider stocking your Hurricane Kit with the following: extra cash, generator, batteries, flash lights, battery operated radio/television, bottled water, toilet paper, non-perishable foods such as cereal or crackers, canned goods, can opener, a small cooler, candles, prescription medicines and any over-the-counter remedies you use regularly; and if you have small children - diapers, baby wipes, formula, baby food.

7. Count on the power being out for at least a day or two. Remember that ATM's will be non-operating, so have at least some hard cash in your Hurricane Kit (see no. 6, above) to see you through the storm.

When TV and computer games no longer operate, board games or a deck of cards come in handy! Arts and crafts, crayons and downloadable coloring pages are always great distractions for the kids - so make sure you've stored some of these supplies in a tote bag or in the car trunk.

8. If you decide to tough out the storm, stay downwind in your home. This means if the wind is hitting the living room windows, go to the room opposite the living room.

9. Plywood is a 'hot' commodity for those of who decide to stay. Boarding up windows that will take the brunt of the wind and rain is the wisest decision. If board is not available, protect your windows from the wind by criss-crossing them with layers of duct or packing tape. This will be enough protection for light-to-medium winds, but learning how to build and install plywood hurricane shutters is your safest bet. If you can afford it, have them installed by a professional.

10. Finally, STAY INSIDE. However tempting it may be to videotape or take photos of the storm, be sure to shoot from indoors - where it's safe, and dry!

Hurricanes are serious business. Weather forecasters can only predict so much. Educate yourself and stay on top of weather updates in your area. There is no harm in being overly cautious. In most cases where a hurricane is concerned, it truly is better to be safe than sorry.

11. TELL KeyPicking ALL ABOUT IT !!! (woohoo)
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Post Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:46 pm

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Lockylew wrote:11. TELL KeyPicking ALL ABOUT IT !!! (woohoo)


Thanks for the pointers, Lew. But remember, I'm a lifelong resident of this area and this is not my first time at the circus. Hurricane season runs from May to December, so there's probably more to come.

BTW - The last time everyone had their tits in an uproar was during Hurrican Rita. A lot of the newcomers around here went into standard default mode - stupid.

There was a lot of arm flapping and running around, all northbound traffic on Interstate 45 was stopped or moving at about 5 mph, gas stations were dry, and it was a general state of panic. Of course the news media just helped whip everyone into a frenzy. Bastards.

Me, I just hunkered down, kept the .45 and Remington 870 12 gauge at the ready, stayed off the roads and rode out the carnival ride.

I'm not real keen on running around in a panic mode....I'll just ride it out.
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Post Thu Sep 11, 2008 6:23 pm

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HallisChalmers wrote:
Lockylew wrote:11. TELL KeyPicking ALL ABOUT IT !!! (woohoo)


Me, I just hunkered down, kept the .45 and Remington 870 12 gauge at the ready



Oh snap! I feel bad for you, and the person on the recieving end of those two! Good luck!
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Post Thu Sep 11, 2008 7:40 pm

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Good Luck Hallis! :!: !
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Post Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:41 pm

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SpaceyStacey wrote:

As for the news - they make Sh!t so much worse I swear.



No shit...Certain Death....http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,421302,00.html

Christ-on-a-crutch, talk about hysteria! Shit, what else is new - we all have to die sometime! Besides what kind of name is that for a hurricane?

Ike? Ike? Sheeeeyit. (Wanker)
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Post Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:04 am

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At least you have your locks to keep you company if the power is out.
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Post Fri Sep 12, 2008 8:24 am

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I don't turn on the TV much, so I just realized the scope of this natural disaster. Good luck to all you Texans. I hope it's not as bad as the news is making it out to be.

Ike... it could be worse. Lucile, or Phyllis. At least they aren't naming them after project kids or you might be getting blown away by huricane Paprika or tropical storm Duracell.

Crap like this makes me glad I only have to worry about tornadoes wiping me off the face of the Earth 10 or 15 times a seaon. Like I needed another reason to stay out of Texas...
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Post Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:02 am

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09:47 Texas Time/14:47 Zulu

Well, Galveston Island is flooded as of this morning. Tidal surge is creeping in and flooding the low lying areas. The island has been evacuated of 67,000 people. The beach houses for the most part are on stilts, so the water is not inside them yet.

In my area, 20 miles north of Houston we're expecting 50 to 75 Mph sustained winds. The rough WX will hit us about 7 PM tonight - with landfall in Galveston around 2 AM, Sat morning.

It's gonna be a bumpy ride!
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Post Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:15 am

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We Just had Hannah hit us last weekend, made for a fun ride in DC (swamps + heavy rain = fun), So Hallis, my advice to you. Bunker up, Keep your guns loaded, sharpen your knives, rig your stairs to explode, and remember, in the coming Zombie Apocalypse, Guns need reloading, Knives don't...

... just sayin'.... it's bound to happen...

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“It was a dark and stormy nightmare” -- Neil Gaiman
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Post Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:05 pm

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Will be thinkin about ya. Sounds like you've got it under control though. Can't wait for pictures of the carnage. Stay safe.
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Post Fri Sep 12, 2008 5:48 pm

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18:44 Texas Time/ 23:45 Zulu

Not feeling anything yet...calm before the storm.
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Post Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:02 pm

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i like the sign (woohoo)
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