The Pearly Gates are locked !
OK you're outside the Pearly gates and they're locked , would you dare ?
flip that over and you're outside the gates of Hell and they're open but you could lock them , would you dare
you must first assume that you didn't make the grade to get a set of wings
This isn't meant to be an ethical debate chaps but can you think of stranger or more comical places to find yourself with a full pickset dead or alive !