What's Your Voicemail Say?
This is my phone.
There are many like it, but this one is MINE.
My phone is my best friend. It is my life.
I must master it as I must master my life
My phone without me is useless. Without my phone, I am useless.
I must dial my phone true.
I must speak straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me.
I must speak to him before he speaks to me.
The kill me part should be changed to "out speak me" in my opinion.
Also, USMCSOSEXY, please don't kill me!