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Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

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HallisChalmers

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Post Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:10 am

Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

Remember kiddies...don't don't run...especially with a fork in your hand!

Mom and Dad were usually right....poor little guy. That's gotta hurt!
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Post Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:41 am

Re: Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

ohhh damn. ouch
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GutterClown

Post Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:31 am

Re: Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

Hahahahahahahaha, that's awesome
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Post Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:26 am

Re: Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

omg I can't evan imagine, you go back to school, hey dude where were you? Ohhh.... I stuck a fork threw my face. :D
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HallisChalmers

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Post Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:06 am

Re: Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

USMC: That's usually how it starts... you get holes, cry, mama feels sorry, you get pampered for a week.

As you get older and wiser, you manipulate the system. You get holes in your ears, nose, etc, fill'em with studs, barbells, etc, and the chicks fall all over you.

If this kid is smart, he will probably be use this sob story until his teens...then he'll have to break down and get a tattoo and elicit more attention.
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Post Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:49 am

Re: Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

Oh maaan, that made me cringe. Still, if that mother was cool she's totally get some pins, shove them through the holes, cut the tips off and then bend each end forward so it can't be removed. He would look fucking awesome! :D
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Post Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:47 pm

Re: Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

:o damn,the pain must be indescribable. i mean, sure i broke both of my arms at the same time, and yes, i did get cut on the steel rod while my grandfather in-law was working on that house, and i've had 2 ingrown toenails that stayed for 2 years, touched a still-burning sparkler and fell off my bike while riding down a steep hill to see my locksmith. but that's just usual kid stuff. sticking a fork through your nose? that's an olympic medal in my book. my brother IS clumsy,but i don't think he can do THAT!
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Post Tue Aug 12, 2008 12:51 pm

Re: Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

Holy Fuck! I prolly would've cried more than he did... (LOL)
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Post Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:56 pm

Re: Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

Whoa! Good thing that wasn't a spoon!
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Post Fri Apr 24, 2009 8:51 am

Re: Stick A Fork In Him....He's Forked!

Good thing it didn't go through his eye...

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