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Logan

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Post Mon Jul 16, 2012 12:42 am

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Two friends, a guy and a girl, were in a heated debate ...
She was saying, how it is unfair that if a guy sleeps with many girls every week, he is legend. But if a girl flirts with just two boys a year she is considered a slut.
In response the boy says, "If a key opens lots of locks; it is a master key ..."
"...but if a lock is opened by many keys then it is a shitty lock."
"My only definite plan is that in the future I'm definitely just using this screwdriver for screwing in screws" -The Doctor

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Post Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:31 am

Re: Lock Jokes

xeo wrote:Check out my new watch

haHAAA!
" Enjoy the journey AS MUCH as the destination."
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macgng

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Post Thu Aug 11, 2016 9:53 pm

Re: Lock Jokes

Padlocks.jpg



Locksmith.jpg



;)
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SisterMorphine

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Post Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:01 pm

Re: Lock Jokes

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Post Fri Aug 12, 2016 4:24 pm

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SisterMorphine wrote:Image


Now thats funny!
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Josephus

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Post Fri Aug 12, 2016 5:42 pm

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An attempt was made, images were borrowed transformative works were created, subtle references stretched. First one's from lp101, best I could find for a pile from habitat for humanity.
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selim

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Post Fri Aug 12, 2016 6:07 pm

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All I hear every morning is - LOCK AH DOODLE DO - ya know like a rooster
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Pick-Fu

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Post Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:01 pm

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Lock Lock!
Who's there?
ASSA
ASSA who?
This is a lame ASSA joke so I hope I dont get kicked in the ASSA..
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macgng

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Post Fri Aug 12, 2016 7:41 pm

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:D :D :D :D :D
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SisterMorphine

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Post Fri Aug 12, 2016 9:37 pm

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Josephus wrote:An attempt was made, images were borrowed transformative works were created, subtle references stretched. First one's from lp101, best I could find for a pile from habitat for humanity.
70827732.jpg

70827875.jpg

70828032.jpg


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femurat

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Post Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:40 am

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Image

A shop owner goes to a locksmith and ask him to secure his shop door.
The locksmith, not knowing what KA means, provides the shop owner with 4 padlocks and 4 keys. Since he's a good guy he also provides self adhesive numbers to put on the keys and on the padlocks for easily identifying which key goes with each padlock.

At least said locksmith is very good at metal working, so he custom build metal bars to wrap the door handle and lock it to the metal gate :( :wanker:
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JIMBETHYNAME

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Post Mon Feb 27, 2017 6:55 am

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Fast Times at Locksmith School
Night Of the Living Locksmiths
Gone with the Locksmith
Dude! Wheres my padlock?
Larry theLocksmith. Health Inspector.
Paul Blart Mall Locksmith
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MHM

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Post Tue Feb 28, 2017 9:44 pm

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xeo wrote:Check out my new watch


Are we still doing movie titles? If so, this one could be a visual representation of "Gone in 60 seconds"
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