Lock Jokes

[xeo]

Some of you may get a kick out of this type of humor, I came up with some funny stuff while extremely bored at work and filling out my youtube profile.

Unlocked in 60 Seconds
Equilockrium
Jurassic Lock
Locks on a Plane
The 13th Lock
Young Frankenlock
Willy Locka and the ASSA Factory
Raiders of the Lost Lock
A Picker in the Lock
Between two Locks
Peterson in Wonderlock
Pick the Planet by Emmanuel Lockstein
Lord of the Pins
A Lockwork Orange
To Open a Lockingbird
Pick in a Strange Lock
Metallocka
Nine Inch Pins

[HallisChalmers]

The Lockfather
Good Lockas
Lock Face
Donnie Lockso
Full Metal Lock-et
To Live and Lock in LA
Dr Strangelock
Once Upon a Lock in America
The Unlockables
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Locks
Mean Street Locks
Reservoir Locks
Pulp Lock-tion
Carlito's Lock
Scarlock
Locksy

[magician59]

I Was A Teenage Lockpicker
Spool's Out
Schlageslist
Master Picks Theatre
Let Me In (no change needed)
Clash of The (Kwikset) Titans
(Hack)SAW III
LOST (combination)
America's Got Locks

OK...I'll stop

[Brett0524]

Good will locking
Man in the iron lock
a lock to remember
(ASSA)ssins
Diebold with a vengeance
Hudson lock
The lock Guru
Meet the Lockers
and for my wife justin timberlock

[xeo]

Pop Lock-it and Drop it (i just had to put that here)
A Night at the Lockburry
Flashbacks of a Spool
The Ultimate Mushroom Book: The Complete Guide to Identifying, Picking and Using Mushrooms
Unsherlocking Homes (lololol)
Law and Binding Order

[magician59]

Magic Mushrooms
Where Fools Russwin
My Big Fat Greek Padlock
Goldie Locks In The Three Bears
MC Hammer's "Can't Pick This"

[sandman]

The Inglorious Locksmiths


ok, theres my 2 cents. i could not stop laughing at Clash of the Kwikset Titans, and Schlageslist.

[HallisChalmers]

Casalocka
The Lock Whisperer
Raiders of the Lost Lock
Silence of the Locks
It's a Wonderful Lock
Lockset Blvd
Lock By Lockwest
Apocalocks Now!
American Lock Beauty
Das Lock
Lock on the River Kwai
Raging Lock
Bravelock
Gran Lockerino
Blade Locker
The Seventh Lock
No Country for Old Locks
For a Few Locks More
The Wizard of Lock
There Will Be Locks
The Lock Ultimatum
Gone With the Lock
Groundhog Lock
Lock Day Afternoon
Locks of Wrath
The Lock Bunch
Goodlock Hunting
Lockie and Clyde

[virul]

Robolock

Lock Club

The land Before locks

Dawn of the Lock

The Great Lock Robbery

and how about some books...

The Picker in the Rye

Lord of the Locks

[xeo]

LOL @ There Will Be Locks

[aka.decoy]

S-Rakes on a Plane
I want a new lock (Huey lewis & the News)
P.Y.T. (Picking yale tumblers)
Picking the padlocks (average white band)
Come Pick With Me
I Left My Picks in San Francisco
I've got my keys on a string
Somewhere Over the Shear Line
Pick me Tender
How deep is your hook?
You are so pickable, to me
You're the first, You're the last, my binding order
Picking on the dock of the bay
I walk the (Shear) line
Impression Song
No torque wrench no cry
Papa's got a brand new bag
We will, We will lock you
Every Pin you set, It just makes me wet...Every tumbler turned makes my panties burn, when you're picking me. (The Police)

[aka.decoy]

The Locksmith Bride
Bumper (Jumper)
Lockinator 2: Judgement day
Law Abiding Locksmith
Get Smart(key)
pins and prejudice
transpickers - Homo's in disguise
unpickable (unbreakable)
Chronicles of Rippick
Pin City
Zack and Miri make Lock Porn
40 year old locksmith

Okay, I gotta stop. 's Too easy to get out of hand with this lol =)

[LocksmithArmy]

thought id change up the pace a bit...

You might be a Locksport Enthusiest if...

your lock collection weighs more than your car.
you take 5 minutes to open a restaurant door just to look at the lock.
you have a butgaler safe filled with locks.
you remove your childrens pictures from the mantle to put up prized locks.
you have 3 keys on your key ring and 5 lock picks.
you carry more than 3 lockpick sets on your person.
your boss locks herself out of her desk droor and you ask her for a bobby pin.
you remove the spare key from under your mad and replace it with picks.
you make a trip around the bank just to check out the locks they use.
you dream about picking locks.
you some up with plans to pick that challanging lock while you are at work.
you bring that challanging lock to work with you.
you have more lockpicks in yoru car than CDs.
you consider blowing into a kwikset to unlock a friends door.
you replace the master lock on your locker with an abloy.
your kitchen is covered in locks more often than it has food on it.
you have atleast one pick in each room of your house.
you are up at 4AM picking a lock when you need to be at work at 6AM.
you foget to eat because you are picking a lock... speaking of that... im off to eat

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