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Post Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:52 pm

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well atleast hes being nice to the pickers
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Post Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:35 am

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LocksmithArmy wrote:well atleast hes being nice to the pickers

True..its not like the guy is being an ass or mistreating anyone..(although the opportunity may still present itself..)
No harm done....(so far.)
hope it stays that way,although i am curious as to why someone would practice such mimicry....
you know what they say....imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...
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Post Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:56 am

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He ends with the two-finger peace sign and a Wiz classic 'don't break the law'.

He just needs to invest in some good picks and practice some more. A lot more.
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man, all these newbies are picking open these sentury safes with pennies and paper clips, like its hard to do in the first place. wtf. im not advance, i have never claimed to be, but steeling AWOLs slogan too? wtf!
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Jeez... right outta the blue.. no "hello my name is": or any type of introduction,...just :

Lakemik21

Hey man
Can you send me some picks i live in nj . :) plz man ill appreciate it


uhh yeah, i'll get right on it...was my response..
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Post Sat Nov 06, 2010 3:04 am

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awol70 wrote:Jeez... right outta the blue.. no "hello my name is": or any type of introduction,...just :

Lakemik21

Hey man
Can you send me some picks i live in nj . :) plz man ill appreciate it


uhh yeah, i'll get right on it...was my response..


LOL!!! here's the message that guy sent me out of the blue:

"hey man i love your vids ..can you send me a lock pic snake or rake please i dont have a credit card to buy new ones"

Yeah, I shipped it all today and I included both of my S&G 831s lol :fullmoon:
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LOL JR! You shoulda' just offered him a swift kick in the ass...
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Post Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:41 pm

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awol70 wrote:Jeez... right outta the blue.. no "hello my name is": or any type of introduction,...just :

Lakemik21

Hey man
Can you send me some picks i live in nj . :) plz man ill appreciate it


uhh yeah, i'll get right on it...was my response..


HAHAHA he writes back: RE: RE: Hey man :
wich picks can you send me man :)


i respond:
The joke was: i am not sending you anything.
I dont know you from a hole in the ground, &you are asking for something for nothing,from someone to whom you dont even have the courtesy to introduce yourself .
Why would i? for what reason would i just parcel up a bunch of picks and send them to you?
For that warm fuzzy feeling of helping someone?
To "do my part" and give to the lockpicking community?
Just because i am a "nice guy"?
none of the above, dickwad.
(now go outside,take walk down the street until you find a corner.
stand on said corner until you turn a trick,use the money to buy some picks.)
And for fuck's sake DONT write back asking me to send you a condom...yer on your own.!
oh, one last tip...get the money first before you grab your ankles.
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That was the best laugh I've had in a week.

I can picture this guy is standing on the corner right now thinking there must be a better way.
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Post Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:14 am

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awol70 wrote:(now go outside,take walk down the street until you find a corner.
stand on said corner until you turn a trick,use the money to buy some picks.)
And for fuck's sake DONT write back asking me to send you a condom...yer on your own.!
oh, one last tip...get the money first before you grab your ankles.
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Great! So the guy took wiz's advice but while he was standing on the corner waiting on a customer, he got distracted then sent me this message:

Subject: hey mann ıgot a Q

Message: ıhave a questıon ı found a master cargo van lock lıke ın ur vıdeo ^Puck Lock^ ... of course ıts wıthout a key on the street so ı decıded to pıck ıt up anyways ıs thıs lock bumpable and what kında key can ı get from homedepo to bump ıt .. lol the good thıng ıs you can rekey the lock after takıng out the lıttle pın ..
sadly ı only use safety pıcks to pıck locks and ı couldnt open ıt ..

Sıncerely ..


Then, two hours later he sends me this!

Subject: hey man ı sent you a message can you plz respond back ıned ur help

Message: hey man ı sent you a message can you plz respond back ıned ur help

I didn't reply back. However, I made a comment on his page that he should come here and search the forums.
Following this guy's example, I think from now on instead of doing google searches I'm just going to find random people on youtube and pm my query to them.
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wow, the depth of some peoples minds are amazing.
Naaapaalm...sticks to kids...it sticks to the belly and it sticks to the ribs...
See those kids standing by the lake...drop some napalm and watch them bake.
Naaapaalm...sticks to kids...it sticks to the belly and it sticks to the ribs.
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Post Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:17 pm

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This one isn't so much a "jerk", more of a dumbass thing to say because he failed.
This is a comment on my WAY old video "Jiggling Sentry Safe" <-------BASIC SHIT.

Commenter: "i have this same exact safe and yours must be broken cause i tried all this with the same exact picks and they didn't work."

Me: "Hahaha, right. I can assure you the lock is NOT broken. Just because you have the "exact same" safe as mine, does not mean that the key bitting is going to be the same. So you might have to try different movement with different keys. Also practice helps, so if you are spending all of a minute trying to do it then giving up, that's a pretty good sign that you need more".
Naaapaalm...sticks to kids...it sticks to the belly and it sticks to the ribs...
See those kids standing by the lake...drop some napalm and watch them bake.
Naaapaalm...sticks to kids...it sticks to the belly and it sticks to the ribs.
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Post Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:14 pm

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lol i got a yt jerk...
he thinks hes a better picker than me...
says he can pop any schlage in 1 second...

http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=XLZSwTDJ_-M
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I once read a post on a YT vid that claimed all pickers are crooks and liers, and that there is no way to approach a lock in the field and actually pick it in any short order, and that any lock picked was either completely choreographed or entirely random.

To this fellow I simply responded: "I'll skip the debate, and just encourage you to sell your picks on e-bay. Hopefully the next fellow will have a different experience."
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