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KokomoLock

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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:32 pm

I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

Dont play with knives while drinking! Hopefully I got the stupid out of my system for a while. Stabbed myself in the left upper thigh. Good thing I missed the artery!

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The Thermals I was wearing when I stabbed myself.

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Not a very impressive wound but she goes deep!!!
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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:33 pm

Re: I pulled a Hallis!

Did it look like a fountain of fruit punch? And wow, that looks painful!
Howdy!
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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:40 pm

Re: I pulled a Hallis!

dude man your lucky you didn't pass out from loosing all that blood. glad your ok. no more drinking and stabbing lol
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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:46 pm

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

Holy cow man, you need to quit drinking, your not good at it!!
I have been in the souls of many women, but I always end up on the soles of there shoes.
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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:50 pm

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

At least you had alcohol in your system to sterilize the wound. Good thinkin'. :D
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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:55 pm

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

wow that can be so bad hope your ok real lucky their in one way best wishes to you buddy l p m
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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:58 pm

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

You should have pulled out your pistol, taken a cartridge out - pulled the bullet out with your teeth, poured the powder on the wound...and then lit it with your half-smoked cigar, cauterizing the wound and giving you instant street cred.

That's a class act...


[Edit: BTW - A real man wouldn't be caught dead wearing thermals when playing with his blade. He would be buck naked - tacticool commando style.]
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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 12:59 pm

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

It just goes to show even the best pickers get driven to drink and self harming cause they cant pick the lock ;) ;)

Only messing, close call there bud could have been a lot worse!!!!!
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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:00 pm

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

Hallis, I didn't see you do that when that Ratazula bit your ass!!!
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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:09 pm

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

the lockpickkid wrote:Hallis, I didn't see you do that when that Ratazula bit your ass!!!



I didn't have to...I have more than enough street cred as it is.

Any additional street cred would be superfluous and would indeed, go to waste.

Better watch your step bubba - the ban hammer is ready, waiting, and has a hair-trigger.

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Post Thu Apr 01, 2010 1:10 pm

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

HallisChalmers wrote:You should have pulled out your pistol, taken a cartridge out - pulled the bullet out with your teeth, poured the powder on the wound...and then lit it with your half-smoked cigar, cauterizing the wound and giving you instant street cred.

That's a class act...


[Edit: BTW - A real man wouldn't be caught dead wearing thermals when playing with his blade. He would be buck naked - tacticool commando style.]



I was thinkin the same Rambo scene...and ditto on the thermals.
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Post Fri Apr 02, 2010 12:27 am

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

HA ha ha, i love you guy's. I haven't seen so many self inflicted slashing's and stabbings EVER!!!!

I want to get on the piss with you blokes, Beer, Knives, Blood, Emergency rooms, I'll make sure I'm insured to the back teeth first though.
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Post Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:16 am

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

s1deshowmick wrote:HA ha ha, i love you guy's. I haven't seen so many self inflicted slashing's and stabbings EVER!!!!

I want to get on the piss with you blokes, Beer, Knives, Blood, Emergency rooms, I'll make sure I'm insured to the back teeth first though.


Kokomo just loves living on the edge, man...he's the dangerous type.

BTW Kokomo - let's see a picture of the blade that did the deed.

We're curious to see what implements of destruction you like to play with.
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Post Fri Apr 02, 2010 3:34 am

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

Yeah, lets see the weapon!!!!!!
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Post Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:53 pm

Re: I pulled a Super Stupid!!!!

So that's where you've been? Drinking and playing with blades????
Be a man. Grab some dirt and rub it into that wound, then walk it off!!!.....

But seriously.......damn dude I'm glad you dont carry a gun. ;)
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