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How come my wife always wants me to put my locks away?

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macgng

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Post Sat Dec 31, 2016 10:39 am

How come my wife always wants me to put my locks away?

How come my wife always wants me to put my locks away?


THEY DONT get it!. :D .... but we cant live without them lol


hey guys just remember to put your locks NOT in the living room .... :$

happy new year!


.... I did convince my wife that she like Iron bank safes.... an antique medicine bottles.



but remember happy wife happy life ;)
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Post Sat Dec 31, 2016 12:09 pm

Re: How come my wife always wants me to put my locks away?

:agree: :yep: :spinning: :yep: :lol: :spinning:
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Post Sat Dec 31, 2016 10:59 pm

Re: How come my wife always wants me to put my locks away?

Nice to know that the problem is not unique.

I have managed to get six locks displayed on a shelf (next to the pixies) by pointing out that just about EVERYTHING else on display in the room is hers
but I have to keep them dusted. :D

But I love her dearly and it is a small price to pay.
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Post Sun Jan 01, 2017 7:34 pm

Re: How come my wife always wants me to put my locks away?

Two Words: MAN CAVE!
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Post Sun Jan 01, 2017 8:41 pm

Re: How come my wife always wants me to put my locks away?

Well when you pay more attention to the lock than you do the wife.... :lol:
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Post Tue Jan 03, 2017 1:24 am

Re: How come my wife always wants me to put my locks away?

lol :)
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