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Two friends, a guy and a girl, were in a heated debate ...
She was saying, how it is unfair that if a guy sleeps with many girls every week, he is legend. But if a girl flirts with just two boys a year she is considered a slut.
In response the boy says, "If a key opens lots of locks; it is a master key ..."
"...but if a lock is opened by many keys then it is a shitty lock."

haHAAA!

Now thats funny!

An attempt was made, images were borrowed transformative works were created, subtle references stretched. First one's from lp101, best I could find for a pile from habitat for humanity.

All I hear every morning is - LOCK AH DOODLE DO - ya know like a rooster

Lock Lock!
Who's there?
ASSA
ASSA who?
This is a lame ASSA joke so I hope I dont get kicked in the ASSA..

A shop owner goes to a locksmith and ask him to secure his shop door.
The locksmith, not knowing what KA means, provides the shop owner with 4 padlocks and 4 keys. Since he's a good guy he also provides self adhesive numbers to put on the keys and on the padlocks for easily identifying which key goes with each padlock.

At least said locksmith is very good at metal working, so he custom build metal bars to wrap the door handle and lock it to the metal gate

Fast Times at Locksmith School
Night Of the Living Locksmiths
Gone with the Locksmith
Dude! Wheres my padlock?
Larry theLocksmith. Health Inspector.
Paul Blart Mall Locksmith

Are we still doing movie titles? If so, this one could be a visual representation of "Gone in 60 seconds"