A look at the updated collection:
Top row: Brinks commercial padlock, American 50, American 5200, Ace 5200 clone, American 1100, WB, Uhaul Abus 85/40 clone, Magnum 240, USLock laminated padlock, Barlock (shitty masterlock clone) Master #7, Cheap Chinese warded lock
Middle row: Masterlock pro series, Master combo lock, A pair of tiny pin tumbler padlocks, Mul-T-Lock interactive KIK, Two Sargent KIKs, kwikset KIK
Deadbolts: One sargent, one Baldwin
Bottom row: American 700, ASSA Twin 6000, MTL Interactive, Sargent, two cheap-ass wafer drawer locks.
Absent is another american 5200 which is currently en-route to Don's after I 180'd the plug and sent all the driver pins through the holes in the bottom.